The Party Rules
These are The Party Rules. You had best heed them, if you know what is good for you.
The Party Rules
Rule #1: The Party must not be mocked
Rule #2: Matters of The Party are matters of The Party alone
Rule #3: Only the interests of The Party are of any consequence
Rule #4: Every decision on the part of The Party follows science and justice
Rule #5: Every action on the part of The Party is virtuous, safe, and effective
Rule #6: The narrative is the truth – and mandates embargo of all conspiracy theory
Rule #7: The Party Member’s most venerated credential is demonstrated through an abject rejection of the evidence of their own eyes and ears
The Ethical Skeptic, “The Party Rules”; The Ethical Skeptic, WordPress, 15 May 2022; Web, https://theethicalskeptic.com/?p=65836